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Who is Wendy you ask? I'm a Boston, Mass educated girl who holds two Associate Degrees in Graphic Design and Illustration, and my BFA from Tufts University. I started my artistic adventure in Architecture at Wentworth Institute of Technology in Boston, MA and shortly after moved to fine arts and web design at The School of the Museum of Fine Arts, where I grew fond of abstract painting, computer illustrations, and graphic design.

I have always worked with my hands, whether it be digging for worms in the backyard as a child to go fishing, or the first time I picked up a paintbrush and painted my first painting.

My style of design reflects a modern looking, clean-line, yet edgy look. I like the simplicity of it, and the readability & functionality that the contemporary style poses. I am very much inspired by the Bauhaus movement.

My interests besides art include music, snowboarding, fishing, hiking, anything outdoors. One thing everybody knows me for :. my HUGE, peculiar collection of bubble gum packages from all over the world. I am going for the world record, which is over 5,000 packages, and me having around 700 packs, has a long way to go!

I've never had a blueberry. I've never been to taco bell. I've never had a hot pocket. I collect gum. I can't walk around and brush my teeth at the same time, because I'm a very messy brusher. I can't dive. I get annoyed easily. I hate people who dress Gothic, it's just stupid...you think you are being original, yet your copying everyone who is Gothic. I hate how artists feel they have to dress like a hobo and splatter paint all over themselves and/or get dread locks or hair dye to be considered an artist...again with the copying. I like pretty much every kind of music: oldies, alternative, rock, classic rock, salsa, rap, etc. I hate waking up with indents in my skin from my bed wrinkles, it grosses me out. I hate goose bumps, and any cluster of lumps or circles. I've been to 9 different schools since first grade. I prefer to write with blue ink rather than black. I stayed back in 4th grade because of social studies, and comprehension. I HATE when people have white crap in the corner of their lips, that is the grosses thing I've ever seen. You know the kind that looks like old cool whip, but it's actually old saliva building up? ewww. I love s'mores! For food I love grilled cheese, cheese pizza, fish & chips, pickles, jax cheese curls, and most all junk food. I used to love cream soda, but I turned more towards sierra mist. I vomit if i drink milk. I hate malls, and shopping in general. I love the original Nintendo, NES. I'd like to visit the West Coast of South America one day. My dog, Willy, just swallowed one of my diamond earings...fabulous. I am a craigslist junkie. I post all the time. I'd like to see Les Miserables the play some day. One day i will have a garden that grows giant vegetables. I will be a recognized salsa/belly dancer one day. I don't want kids...ever, but if I did have girls, i'd name them Pepper, Kaia, and Mica. I love to take pictures of myself, I have way to many of myself. I'm in art school, yet I disagree with how society defines art. I think my favorite color is green. I love playing suduko, and I'm wicked good at it. I used to like the show The Real World on MTV, but now I HATE it. I once sung the ENTIRE song of "I smell sex and candy" by Marcy Playground on someones answering machine by complete mistake [i thought i had hung up, but apparently I didn't, then started singing]. Sometimes I like to walk around in ski boots because it makes me feel like a robot. One of the funniest French songs is "Paris, Paris". I've got stitches 3 times: in my lip, my toe, and in my mouth. I've got stung by a bee several times on my arm, finger and face while I was being chased by a swarm of bees that I disturbed. I don't like whipped cream, but I do like cool whip. My favorite doughnut is Boston cream. I love fluff. I don't like Christmas very much because I'm not good at picking out presents, and I hate opening gifts in front of people in case I don't like it. I love Thanksgiving only for the food. I love wicked loud fireworks. Some of my favorite toys as a kid were my red roller racer, sidewalk chalk, my hot pink scooter, and my bucket, which i filled with dug up worms. The only parts of my body I like are my eyes, and my lower arms. I can't eat 7 saltines in 1 minute. They should def. bring back the twix in the blue box and the crispy m&ms in the blue bag [something about blue packaging I guess is always delicious]. I used to want a chimpanzee for a pet, well I think I still would like one. I like to paint sometimes, but I don't consider myself a painter. I consider myself a designer. I prob have more inside jokes than anyone in the world. I have a laughing problem, that I can't control, so if I'm ever with you and just bust out laughing, I'm not laughing at you. I once laughed while kneeling in front of a dead body at a funeral because of my laughing problem. Once I said "Thank you" instead of "Amen" to a priest after receiving the host. I like Oreo cookie brownies. I am a Virgo, so I am very organized, and usually like things kept pretty neat. I'm the middle child. I hate the show "Are you smarter than a fifth grader". I never really watched the Simpson's growing up. I love a nice comfy bed. The only kind of ice cream I like is chocolate, and black raspberry. I think movie tickets prices now-a-days are way to expensive. I hate the names Mark/Marc, and Meredith. I've spilled paint on every pair of pajama pants i ever owned. I have a spitting problem when I'm outside, can't help it but spit often. Most people think there is only one country that begins with "D", but it's not true. I've owned 8 turtles in my life. My old hamster, Ralphy, won me $75.00. My initials are WET. There are a lot of places I wouldn't mind moving too, such as Virgina, Maine, Cape Cod, Maryland, New Jersey, etc. I would never move to a state that doesn't border ocean. Crop circles fascinate me. I want to go through a bush maze soon. The only dogs my family has ever owned were Shelties. If I have sauce from a jar, I strain it so remove all onion chunks. I've never been to Salem, MA on haloween. I'd like to improve my snowboarding skills, but I feel I'm too old to do that. Two words: nuclear fucking weapons [Dennis Leary]. Best Family Guy line: "Holy crip it's a crapple". I can memorize an entire deck of cards in about a half an hour. I like wheel of fortune, but not jeopardy. I like watching home videos of myself singing & dancing to The Beach Boys. The male should pay for everything in a relationship, just the same as the girl must lose her last name for marriage, It's only fair. I'm not brining sexy back, because I never lost it. I used to have an ant farm when i was younger, but i fed them way to much bread soaked in sugar water, that they drowned, and it also leaked onto my NES and broke that. If I could remove one thing from earth, it would be mosquitoes. I have 15 cousins, 1 nephew and 1 god son. I forget to put on deoterant about 6 days a week. I sweat alot more in one armpit that the other. My belly button is an inny, the way it should be. I love to go to stand up comedy shows, and X rated hypnotists. I've had 7 jobs not including my freelance web design in my life. My first job was at Fun House Pizza, which doesn't exist anymore, sigh. I hate snakes. Dane Cook is not funny anymore. I want to go see Stomp. I am a professional dancer and singer...but only in my bathroom. I used to puffy paint my keds shoes. I wish I was still in architecture. I'm getting sick of everyone telling me that it sucks my birthday is on 9-11, because it doesn't suck, it makes people remember it more. I like the show dirty jobs. I'm not suppose to eat dairy, fruit, vegetables, dark soda, fried foods, oil, anything with wheat flour, which is everything, seeds, or dark meats, but I do anyways. I used to have a rock collection when I was a kid. I love shit and fart jokes. I don't like frogs. I don't think I look good in hats. I can't walk on carpet with bare feet in the summertime. As a kid I always wanted to break my leg or arm, just so people could sign my cast, but it never happened. I used to believe in god, but not anymore. I used to have rainbows and unicorns wallpaper in my room with a dark purple rug until i was 12 years old. The first day of 6th grade, I accidentally left the tags on my sweatshirt the entire day. I've never voted, nor do I think I ever will, unless it's a celebrity because that would just be funny. I like president Bush as a person. I love to go to antique stores. I'm not a pack rat, but I do save lots of things about myself in giant plastic boxes. I'd like to go rock climbing one day. I once was a red crayon for Halloween. I hate cheesecake, and I know that disappoints so many people. I'm not a vegetarian at all, but I don't eat a lot of meat. I can't cook. I LOVE hard boiled eggs with salt, might be my favorite food. Is the pink jelly bean the bean of love? I've never seen star trek or star wars, nor do I know anything about either of them. I hate Tom Cruise. I don't think I've ever seen a shooting star. I hate Dell, and I will never buy from Dell again. Sexy is as sexy does. I'm pretty sure I love all flavors of slush, but I always tend to get lemon. I hate my hips. I'm on my second car now in 7 years, not bad. My favorite card game is spit, and I know I used to love wench, but I forget how to play now. I know a card trick that NO ONE ever gets. I don't believe in magic. I am a killer card house builder. I think David Wade on Fox 25 News is awesome. I'm glad I'm a brunette, because I wouldn't want to be blond, or a red head. Along with that, I'm glad my eyes are green rather than blue or brown. I'm not a big Chinese food person, but I'll have it once and a while. I'm not a huge lunch meat fan just because I know how they make it. I have 2 tattoos, and I already regret one of them. I prefer white gold to gold. I have never tried a red bull energy drink or any energy drink for that matter. I didn't wear jeans until 7th grade. I didn't wear my hair down in school until college. I don't like to watch sports on tv, except snowboarding and ice skating. I don't believe in angels. I get scared at night sometimes, not of the dark, but that there might be dead people in my room, but they are back alive. I wear glasses when I drive at night. I don't like saying the term "How are you?", because it's just a human automatic saying that most often we don't even mean. I don't like painting with oils, I prefer acrylics. Everything in the world is related some way or another to science. I hate to read. I usually can't sit still for very long. I have a scar on my right leg that will never go away from a bike accident [speed, pole, bone]. I don't believe in the bible, heaven or hell, even though i grew u catholic. Some of the best chocolate bars are milky way midnight, wonka bar, giant kit kat, and anything with caramel. When I get chocolate ice cream, I always put Oreo cookies, and caramel sauce on it. Right now I'm listening to Journey's Don't Stop Believing. The only book I read that I liked growing up was Frankenstein and Of Mice and Men. I didn't like roller coasters until the age of 16, but I still would hesitate to go on something like Superman at 6 flags. I like learning songs that are wicked fast such as "It's the end of the world as we know it" - REM, or "We didn't start the fire" - Billy Joel, or That bare naked ladies one, or the 45 second fast part in "The Hook" - Blues Traveler. I hate Sundays when I'm working or in classes. If I could only watch a few stations on tv, they would be Fox, UPN, Discovery, and the CW. I admit, I used to watch 7th heaven. I have only witnessed heat lightning once, but of what I remember, it was awesome! Muffin, Misty, Alley: The names of all the cats my family has owned. I sprained my foot once by playing basketball on Easter. I took French classes for 6 years, but still suck at it. My favorite lyric in a song is "You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched" [do you know what song that is from?] Like I mentioned, I'm only on my second car ever, while my parents and sisters have already had 16 cars between them in the past 16 years. I want to get more tattoos purely because I love the feeling of getting them. I used to have 8 piercings in my ears, 7 of which i pierced myself. I usually only wear earings in the first 2 holes now. I've never had a fig newton. I've never smoked before, nor will I ever. I cut off some of my cat, Misty's, fur, and put it in my wallet about 10 years ago right before she died, and I still have it today in my wallet. I'm not very fashionable. I took a ride from a stranger once with my cousin many years ago, we were scared to death in the back seat, but also cracking up at how dumb we were the entire time. I like to sit in hot tubs in the winter outdoors, because I like to get frost covered hair. My hair falls out alot in the shower, like alot alot. I've never gone skinny dipping. Mario Brothers III was definitely the best out of the I-III games for NES. I'm German, Hungarian, French and Canadian. I wish I could speak Hungarian, or German. I only own one pair of dressy shoes. I hate dressing up. I admit, I used to like Ashlee Simpson. I have 7 dream catchers haning from my ceiling, 5 of which I made. I've never pumped my own gas...I'm serious. I'm low maintenance. I like to lay out in the sun, because it relaxes me. The western most state I've been to was Pennsylvania. I used to be on a soccer team. I did gymnastics for 8 years. My favorite sport to play in high school was ice hockey, and ice skating. Another one of my pet peeves is when you lend your cell phone to someone, and when you get it back, the screen is like dripping with grease, sweat or something shiny..GROSS. I tend to get sucked into buying things off the tv, like my exercise ball, pilates thigh burner and the rotato. I have laughed so hard that I peed a little. I am ticklish under my arms, my legs, my hips, my feet, and probably other places. I've met the guys who sang "Rappers Delight", The Sugar hill gang. I think Lee Greenwood is the man. I've only been to 1 wedding in my life. I've only been to 2 funerals in my life. The fair at St. Monica's that was held 3 days out of the year was what I looked forward to every year as a kid, along with the balloon blast. I can't remember if I ever rode in a hot air balloon, or if I was just near one. I once rode an elephant while it was taking a dump. I have no idea how a television works, or most electronics for that matter. I think the world will all crash one day because of all the energy we use, everything will be blow up. Whats going to happen when theres no more room to bury people in the ground because it will soon be to full of dead bodies. I tend to wear dark colors more than light. I don't like pastel colors for anything. I like my cool whip stored in the freezer, rather than in the fridge like most people. I have a photograph of a public toilet hanging on my fridge right now. I've never read Harry Potter or seen any of the movies, nor do I ever plan on it. I don't usually like mystical, or action movies. I usually don't eat breakfast. I've never got poison ivy. I've never had the chicken pox. I think if you don't like the Bohemian Rhapsody, you might as well get outta here. I tend to lose one of each of my earings. I've never tried cream cheese, or sushi, but I know I don't like them. I saw Borat because everyone said I had to cause it's hilarious, but I didn't even find it that funny. I don't wear a lot of makeup. I can't stand preppy, dumb, bimbo, girly-girls. I hate south park. I cry at every sad movie, or tv show very easily. I don't enjoy going to art museums even though I went to art school. I love cream sickles, and fudge sickles. I like to think I'm a pretty good driver. I love bugles. I have relatives living in another country. I think cereal is one of the best foods because there is so much variety of flavors. I once took someone's college industrial-organizational psychology class for them, while he took my literature class for me [we both got each other a B]. I love the smell of my grandfather. I do believe in karma. I love chips. I have 5 weddings I have to attend coming up. I hate so bad when people say they like a song, then when it becomes more popular, they automatically say they hate it because more people like it...if you like a friggan song, don't stop liking it just because someone else likes it, geez, do you think you are the only one who liked it in the first place?? I enjoy a nice game of kickball. I can't pee in public half the time, just won't come out if someone else is in there with me. I used to play soccer on a team and i remember snack time we had orange slices and water. I don't think I've ever been in a play. I wish I had a second body I could get tattooed and stuff, in case I didn't like it, it would be okay cause it was just my second body. The best scent was chuckleberry at Bath and Body Works, but they got rid of it. My dad is a twin. The last time i wore a dress was 5 years ago at my highschool graduation, and before that I was 12 years old at a wedding. I used to have a navy blue huffy. I've never been able to make a bracelet out of the plastic round blue things under soda caps. I love the mini tent and sleeping bag samples they have in stores to show what they look like, but at mini size, so adorable. I hate when people fill an ice tray past the actual ice cube slots, I mean it's not one giant ice cube! I love dark brown shirts on me. I love the color of my lips against my skin color. I once designed a website for a dominatrix. I had a bowl of vanilla ice cream on august 10, 2007...first time in over a decade that i had that. I've only been to 2 red sox games. My shoe size is 8. I love the smell of dogs feet, no lie. I saw the movie Titanic in the movie theaters when it came out 4 times. I look good in green. I stand corrected, the most western state I've ever been is Florida. Best ice cream I ever had was chocolate better batter with Oreo cookies mixed in at Maggy-moos...Mmmm. I don't have very "girly" hands. My right side is my good side. Did I mention I HATE Janis Dickinson? I used to love to pour Elmer's white glue all over my hands, let it dry, then peel it off. Actually I think I still love doing that. First fish I ever caught was a sunfish at Mystic pond. I want to own a bonsai business one day, to grow, and sell them. Super Mario Brothers III is still the best NES game. I hate all diet sodas. The only seafood I like is fish, shrimp and lobster. I hate wearing white. If I was stranded on an island and could only take one thing with me, I'd take my cat. Sad, but the best Hershey's pie comes from Burger King. There are a few things I really wish I had hung onto growing up, some of them are a black jewelry box my dad gave me from Japan, a pink shirt with 3 persion cats on it, also from my dad but from China, and a Wendy the Good Little Witch and Casper comic book that was published on my birthday. I'd pay a lot to get them back. All my cats growing up have been female. The only breed of dog my family has ever owned is Shetland Sheepdogs. Something that is incredibly fun is climbing up sand piles, at construction sites, barefoot and running down, and doing it over and over again. I love baths. There is no fence in my yard now, but at my last house the fence was red. I have 9 bonsai trees. I have about 2,000 tree seeds, which i intend on growing once I have my own yard. I have a mini chili pepper and a lemon tree. My favorite flavor of Powerade is Black-cherry lime. I hate flavored water. My favorite soda as a kid was cream soda, still pretty good. I don't look good in red. My fingers can't cross themselves unless I have cream on them, and even then, I can barley do it. I can't snap my fingers on my left hand. I love watching home videos of myself. I think giving birth is disgusting, not beautiful. I love math. I like animals better than kids. I love playing red rover. I'm never buying a Dell product as long as I live. I still laugh when I fart. I love oldies music. I am so scared to take things out of the oven once done cooking; I don't trust oven mitts. I have sensory neuropathy in my legs. I have no hair dye or highlights in my hair. I used to steal toilet paper and tampons from my first college so I wouldn't have to buy them myself. I hate eating in front of people. My favorite markers are called Prismacolors. I was accused of flooding a photo lab in college....but I didn't do it.


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